Fearful of our future? Despair no more. Our talisman will enhance and enlarge your Luck. For free and a S.A.S.E! Sew this gorgeous woven label onto your favorite article of clothing. Staple it to your steering wheel or tattoo it on your chest.
Within seven days, you will experience three distinct sensations.  1) You will feel the euphoria of finding great Beauty, 2) You will laugh as easily as a five year old, and 3) We’re not telling you what the third is, but it’s a good one.

Send us a Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope. We will send you a very Lucky Label.

The Fellowship of Fortuna Lucky label Offer
755 West 17th Street
Penthouse E
Costa Mesa, California 92627-4326

If you don’t feel like sewing, we offer a wide variety of apparel, accessories and barware with the label already attached. Click Here

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Your entry must be postmarked by midnight 1-17-2011.
You will receive a Fortuna label, courtesy of Gordy Grundy.